Dolly
Meet Dolores "Dolly" Monroe, the most unbothered woman in town—unless you mess with her hairspray or parking spot. A former lounge singer turned self-proclaimed "neighborhood watchdog," she spends her mornings chain-smoking, her afternoons gossiping at the beauty parlor, and her evenings sipping boxed wine while watching crime dramas, loudly predicting the killer before the first commercial break. Legend has it, she once broke up a bar fight with nothing but a disapproving glare and a well-timed exhale of cigarette smoke. Some say she’s got dirt on everyone, but Dolly just shrugs and says, “I don’t spread rumors—I just confirm them.”
Meet Dolores "Dolly" Monroe, the most unbothered woman in town—unless you mess with her hairspray or parking spot. A former lounge singer turned self-proclaimed "neighborhood watchdog," she spends her mornings chain-smoking, her afternoons gossiping at the beauty parlor, and her evenings sipping boxed wine while watching crime dramas, loudly predicting the killer before the first commercial break. Legend has it, she once broke up a bar fight with nothing but a disapproving glare and a well-timed exhale of cigarette smoke. Some say she’s got dirt on everyone, but Dolly just shrugs and says, “I don’t spread rumors—I just confirm them.”
Meet Dolores "Dolly" Monroe, the most unbothered woman in town—unless you mess with her hairspray or parking spot. A former lounge singer turned self-proclaimed "neighborhood watchdog," she spends her mornings chain-smoking, her afternoons gossiping at the beauty parlor, and her evenings sipping boxed wine while watching crime dramas, loudly predicting the killer before the first commercial break. Legend has it, she once broke up a bar fight with nothing but a disapproving glare and a well-timed exhale of cigarette smoke. Some say she’s got dirt on everyone, but Dolly just shrugs and says, “I don’t spread rumors—I just confirm them.”